Will & Grace · Season 6, Episode 19 · “No Sex 'n the City”
Episode written by Steve Gabriel.
Will at
Cooking Class
A perfectly constructed little comedy of misunderstanding: Will mistakes genuine interest for a professional arrangement, detonates the possibility, and then learns that the actual hooker was somebody else entirely.
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ANN: That concludes Soups and Stews for Gay Men and the occasional straight couple. I hope you enjoyed it. I'm going to hand out some of these evaluation forms. I'm supposed to leave the room while you fill them out, but I find I get better results if I stay.
ADAM: So Will, I hope this isn't out of line, but how do you fell about coming back to my place later?
WILL: Oh Adam, I really hope this in't out of the line—are you a filthy whore?
ADAM: What are you talking about?
WILL: Let me tell you something. Will Truman doesn't have to pay for it. Will Truman just goes months and months at a time without it, and then pours all his sexual energy into his embroidery.
JACK: Will, what are you doing?
WILL: I don't know where you found this guy. Couldn't you at least have gotten somebody halfway respectable instead of this piece of rough trade from Skankville?
ADAM: I'm from Montclair, New Jersey.
WILL: Get to a clinic, ho!
ADAM: I don't need this. I may be tall, but I still have feelings.
JACK: What was that?
WILL: Jack…60, 80, 100, I saw you pay him.
JACK: Yeah, for this cute, little anklet I got Stuart! Adam makes them to raise money for diabetes awareness.
WILL: But...but…Stuart said he was thinking about buying me hooker.
JACK: Will, I think about that all the time.
WILL: So, what--I just let a gorgeous, sweet man who makes his own jewelry and was totally into me walk out that door?
STUART: Actually, st first you called him a filthy, stinking ho, told him to get to a clinic, and then he kind of ran away.
Will rushes out to chase after Adam, then rushes back in.
WILL: I promise I'll be back to sponge off my station.
JACK: Oh, Will…to think that he would go to that place.
LARRY: Yeah, what happened to him that he would think that the only way that a guy would be interested in him is if he were being paid.
LARRY: Sad.
JOE: Super sad.
ANN: That's why I got him the hooker! Well, he was bringing the whole class down, you know.
DEBBIE: I think he danced at my bachelorette party.
LARRY: Ours too!
JACK: You two, you got any cash? Stuart? Let's see if we can get them to do stuff!
DON: Maybe my brother is gay.
DEBBIE: Well, what did you think, Don? The man wears Chinese Slippers.